The Helen Keller Song


a randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as “yankee doodle dandy” depicting helen keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it “habawoney”.
i like elizabeth a lot more when she isn’t downing the tequila and singing the helen keller song all the live long day.

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