The Helidoctors


the best f-cking local band in appleton, wisconsin. all the band members are dead s-xy (kdanny heinritz, tyler “cupcake” wolff & kyle jarchow). their music is nectar from the g-d’s and it also has the ability to make you feel like it’s necessary to dance along at their shows. their biggest fans are nikki heinritz & megan kimball.
i suggest if you haven’t listened to the helidoctors, look them up on itunes and download their alb-m, and listen to it and let the music f-cking take over. you won’t regret it. you’ll listen to it today, tomorrow, and for the rest of your life.
nikki heinritz: hey! the helidoctors concert is tonight!
megan kimball: f-ck yes. let’s go! they’re my favourite band!
nikki heinritz: hey, me too! i love the s-xy drummer!
megan kimball: that’s alright, i love the lead singer!
a three-piece rock n roll band from wisconsin. known for their ability to thrill and to excite
the helidoctors are americas finest young rock band

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