The Heller


a mythological monster-pizza that consists of 4 cheap frozen pizzas layered. the second layer from the top is covered with pizza rolls and extra pizza sauce. its a rite of p-ssage for a fat–ss to finish one of these by in a single sitting.
“holy cr-p! how’d you manage to eat the h-ller all by yourself? way to go buddy, let’s go play some call of duty”.

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