The Herdsman
irish legend of a man who stood up next to a mountain and chopped it down with the edge of his hand. he then picked up the pieces and made an island. this island is where beutiful women go when they die.
father, i bet mum wishes you were more strong and hearty like the herdsman. i bet she does son, i bet she does.
1. angel of death
2. monarch to the kingdom of the dead
3. infamous
4. butcher
the herdsman of the past feasted on the souls of the dead earning this t-tle.
a man with a freakishly large fist.
good god did you see the herdsman’s fist?!? looked like c-ck knocker from that jay and silent bob movie!
1. someone with an irish background well versed in the art of drinking alcoholic beverages. unable to turn down a challenge and quick to become bellige.
2. a man with freakishly large fists
1. d-mn, the herdsman doesn’t even take time to breathe between beers. yeah, i thought he was just a legend…
2. did you see the herdsman’s fist? slightly reminiscent of c-ck knocker from that jay and silent bob movie.
someone with an irish background well versed in the art of drinking alchoholic beverages. unable to turn down a challenge and quick to become bellige.
d-mn, the herdsman dosen’t even take time to breathe between beers. yeah, i thought he was just a legend…
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