The Hershey Kiss
a s-xual act where a woman that has -n-l prolapse (where the -n-s is partially on the exterior of the body due to excessive -n-l s-x), does not wipe after defecating, and “kisses” her partner on the lips with her puckered -n-s.
my girlfriend told me to close my eyes because she wanted to give me “the hershey kiss” for valentine’s day. i was grossly mistaken when i tasted sh-t instead of chocolate.
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