the Hickory Switch
while engaged in “doggy-style” s-x, a man withdraws his p-n-s from the woman’s v-g-n-, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman’s b-tt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.
instead of impregnating his wife, ronald instead chose to finish with the hickory switch and stained the comforter.
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