The High Life


when a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of miller high life and shoves it into her v-g-n-, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her… then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.
i just lived the high life!!

we should drink some beers, find some b-tches and live the high life!!

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