The Hindmarsh Hernia


a type of red swelling of the -n-s, as a result of over-use of -n-l insertions (through s-xual intercourse, or foreign objects of increasing girth) the over-use of such activity leads to the person’s -n-s being perminently red and swollen, and leaves it in a state of constant “gaping”, with the sphincter glad unable to operate properly due to constant abuse. this can cause the recipient long term issues with boewel control.

the act of “-n-l destruction” is popular in certain h-m-s-xual groups.

name is based on the “hind” becoming soft and wet, like a “marsh”
did you see lee, in the shower? he’s got a serious case of the hindmarsh hernia

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