The Hiv


a comical way to describe h.i.v.
i aint gettin with that girl, she’s probably got the hiv.
as in h.i.v.; one step closer to aids.
vagiquita, i got the ‘hiv’ in my belly and i’s ain’t lyin’.

ohhhh, shaniqua, you’s a nasty n-gg-h. stop triflin’, n-gg-h. shoot.
syn h.i.v. ,
that dude’s got the ‘hiv’
used to describe any type of illness (i.e. cold, flu, etc.) but not the actual h.i.v.

rhymes with olive.
steven-o: uh-oh… i think i’ve got ‘the hiv’. guess i better call out sick from work tomorrow.

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