the hole of the ass of the army
army sergeant who breaks up on facebook because he has the b-lls to fight for his country but not be a gentleman; also talks to many girls at the same time in different area codes because who knows when you could be stationed in that area; disguises himself as man of your dreams, but will rob you of your dignity blindly; was too fat to be in the marines, too stupid to be in the navy, and too blind to be in the air force
he was the hole of the -ss of the army, and he thought he could have his cake and eat it too.
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