The Holy Bible


awesomely amazing alb-m by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
“dude, the holy bible is awesome”

“i agree. it rox shiz”
the holy bible is a collection of many sheets of toilet paper, all bound in a book cover to keep track of said toilet paper.

also good for picking up your dog’s sh-t when you take it on a walk.
“stop reading the holy bible!! i need to wipe my -ss!”

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