The Home Alone
whilst f-cking a girl from behind, you pull out, come on her back. when she turns around you pull out your trusty can of mace, spray her directly in the eyes. she will then grap her cheeks and scream “ahhhhhhh” similar to macauly culkin in his premier roll as kevin mcallister in the movie ‘home alone’
i was f-cking this lady cop from behind, came all over her -ss and then grabbed that b-tches mace and gave her the home alone
after a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s face (the money shot) he says, “keep the change you filthy animal!”
last night, i gave a girl the home alone when i busted all over her face and said, “keep the change you filthy animal.”
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