the hood advantage


-when one knows the area very well and can navigate around obstacles in the hood; such as traffic, police lights ahead, and swerving a hoe. also used when in a chase or racing.
“ohp, there’s a traffic jam on i-475. i’m gonna havta use the hood advantage to get around it. i’ll get off on atherton and get back on at bristol and hopefully p-ss the accident or what ever it is.”

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