The Hooker Hooker
when a prost-tute has a hook instead of a hand and if you don’t pay off your debts to her/him she’ll/he’ll hook you up the -n-s and leave you scarred for life – literally.
“poor larry, he didn’t give her the money which he owed the hooker hooker now he’s been hooked up the b-m”
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