The Hopper
the hopper is a strange child seen in school yards. the hopper is only friends with the dinnerladies but the hopper craves attention.
the hopper will go up to the largest group of thugs/bullies/hooligans and say a disgusting lie about themselves in order to get beaten up. the hopper will also ask people to beat him up because its attention.
the hopper is rare and only found in 1/5 schools but once secondary school has finished the hopper will disappear from view and most people will never see them again.
to bullies:-
“i sh-gged a budgie!”
“if you dont beat me up your gay”
“i want to stick my tongue in my mummys mouth then poo in it”
Read Also:
- the pines
area of medford ny with most of the street names ending in pine. notorious for drug dealers and gang violence. part of the the patchogue-medford school district. joe: where you live? john: the pines in medford. joe: isnt that kind of ghetto? john: only after dark. a neighborhood in medford, new york, where most of […]
- The Pivs
a dubious mercury-poisoning-like illness named after actor jeremy piven. the first doc-mented case befell actor jeremy piven back in 2009 and caused him to miss several performances of the broadway production of speed the plow. while piven claims that the illness is caused by eating too much sushi, it my be exacerbated by excessive partying, […]
- Lesbowl
a type of short haircut fashioned by lesbians. martina and her partner sport the same lesbowl.
- chode block
similar to the famous c-ck block, but when a man with a larger p-n-s blocks the dude with the obvious small d-ck, bc he has no game. man i had so much fun last night, got with this chick, totally chode blocked this little f-g artsy guy who was talkin to her at the bar.
- Crackel
a slang word for a white person. taken from the word “cracker” “yo mike, you check out that new movie with zach galifinakis?” mike: “word up, crackel”