The Hot Napkin


this is where you put any fecal matter on a napkin and shove it into a womans v-g-n- and have intercourse with her armpits
darrel: hey cherol, how about we try the hot napkin again tonight?

cherol: no my armpits are really dry from your s-m-n

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