The Hsieh Theorem
simply stated, the combination of any nationality with any noun can be used to construct a novel name for a s-xual act.
applications of the hsieh theorem resulted in the following names of s-xual acts: the italian oil change, the greek photocopier, the brazilian lawnmower … and so on.
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