the instinctive desire to seek out the origin of life.
person a: again, how do you know that “we would have investigated the origin of life”?
person b: cuz i know the human natute
the most beautiful person alive. she is very talented and will be very successful in life. shanii is perfect. shanii is s-xual
- dancing on the blacktop
to get stabbed. to be shanked morgan about to dancing on the blacktop if she keeps her wook att-tude up.
- dehydrated p*ss
dehydrated p-ss comes from west virginia. well, its the skin color of one brandon kelly. look ma’ there goes that dehydrated p-ss boy brandon again.
- to idolize marilyn monroe
verb: for a guy to drop on his knees in front of a s-xy woman and ask her for s-xual favors do not even try to idolize marilyn monroe, unless you are proposing marriage to your girlfriend
- craigslist job
simply put, a job that n-body wants. this job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans -ssistant at a shotgun wedding. there is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but compet-tive. *at shotgun wedding* cam: do you see that camera mans -ssistant in the corner drinking free booze? […]