THE HUSH PUPPY KISS
when you’re with your boii or gurrrl you slowly car-ss their inner thigh and whisper softly into their ear “roll over, baby. roll over my little pumpkin t-ts.” you slowly remove their garments exposing their b-ttox. kiss them from the back of their neck to the hiney crack and lick. now it gets spicy. lick up and down the -ss crack. if you’re a male, lick from the bottom of the “peach” and work your way up. girls, work your way down to the b-llsack. wait for a big moan and a wet dog fart. (to enhance pleasure and p-ssion, use chocolate frosting)
me and my babii gurl do the hush puppy kiss all the time.
after i do it, she sings “tomorrow” from the play annie. then i regurt-tate all over her back and we exchage places. but i sing “my sacrafice” by creed. this really gets things hot and steamy.
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