The Illinois Enema Bandit


fictional character whose real name is michael kenyon in the frank zappa song “the illinois enema bandit”. convicted of armed robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. apparently, there was no law against that.
the illinois enema bandit
i heard he’s on the loose

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