the illuminator


1) when a man drapes his t-st-cl-s over a woman’s eyes, places a flashlight up to his spread t-st-cl-s and flashes the light on and off repeatedly.

2) when a man is getting a bl-wj-b from his partner, and shines a flashlight deep in the woman’s v-g-n- in an attempt to light the bl-wj-b from the inside.
that girl was giving me such a great bj, i used the illuminator to shine a spotlight on it.

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