The Interlands
that wide swath of land in the us between the east coast and the west coast. people who live in the interlands tend to have quite different views on religion, politics, and social issues from those that live on the coasts
maya: “i have to drive through the interlands on my way to la to see my girlfriend”
luis: “good luck, don’t get lynched by some rednecks or join a religious cult”
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