the invisible man


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.
doctor, i was the invisible man(ed) last night.

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