The Iob
to iob; is to use the ring and middle finger, of the left hand (important to not use the right hand), and pleasure a female. origins of a young man who invented the iob, not the first to perform it, that being a close friend of his, but the first to perfect it.
ricky walks into a party and sees a group of b-tches just chillin. so he walks up and grabs and her and says “b-tch it’s not your day” performs the iob, fast and well. girl is left pleasured and wanting more.
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