The iron dragon
while receiving oral pleasure, right before you are about to blow, pull her head down as hard as you can, tilting her head at a downward angle, causing the -j-c-l-t- to be thrusted out of her nose.
so this chicken was giving me head, and i decided to do the iron dragon- b-tch never saw it coming, until it was coming out of her nose. oh snap
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