The Iron Giant


the iron giant is a freaking huge bad -ss and he came from outer sp-ce but he doesn’t remember anything. he is loaded with b-ttloads of hardware and weaponry and he could enslave the world or destroy it if he had the will but he is very gentle and innocent. he is a walking tank that’s as tall as a tall building!! he befriends this little kid but the movie would be better if the giant just squashed the kid and blew up new york or something cool like that…
kid playing video game: blow up that tank!!

other kid playing video game: i can’t that thing is like “the iron giant”!!!!

kid playing video game: well if thats the case then were raped…

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