The Jaceman!
perhaps the s-xiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable p-n-s, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: s-xy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.
one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting cr-ps. i says to the jaceman!, “hey, the jaceman!, wtf?” the jaceman! replies, “huh?” and i shot him
the most taken advantage of guy in all of missouri. but rightly so considering his always stocked fridge of mt. dews and an unhealthy love for fblp.
hey the jaceman!, your printer is out of ink again. what’s the deal?
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