the Jack Fallacy
where you think you’re more awesome than everyone else, and that your opinions are so right, they don’t require justification and everyone else is stupid for thinking differently.
person 1: “i disagree with you, i think the beatles is a boy band because some of their early stuff shows especially the commercialism aspect of boy bands.”
jack: “that’s wrong, obviously the beatles isn’t a boy band.”
person 1: “that’s actually the jack fallacy, not a real argument.”
jack: “anyone who doesn’t believe in g-d is an idiot, there’s obviously a g-d.”
person 2: “the jack fallacy.”
Read Also:
- The Jesus Prayer
the jesus prayer is an invocation largely used by the eastern christian church, particularly the eastern orthodox church. it is prayed as, “lord jesus christ, son of g-d, have mercy on me, a sinner.” neil recited the jesus prayer using his prayer beads.
- The Nicole Kidman
an awkward wiggle of the raised right hand, paired with a head motion that consists on looking up, rolling your eyes back, and shaking what your mama gave ya when someone gets a carton of milk thrown at them and they make an awkward reflex “woah, she just did the nicole kidman!!”
- Theobald Wolfgang
a theobald wolfgang is a person whose personality is tinged with sarcasm, which is used as a self defense mechanism in all situations. he/she will keep orbit in business during his/her lifetime due to an insatiable chewing gum fetish. a theobald wolfgang will also generally be obsessed with the movie 500 days of summer and […]
- The Oh Shit! Handle
designed for the p-ssenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh sh-t! and grab for the handle above the p-ssenger seat door, if the car doesn’t have a oh sh-t! handle the p-ssenger is screwed. oh sh-t! the handle on the roof or up high on the side of a […]
- the other bolen girl
the other preson, the other person going some where, can be used as a code name. “hey is the other bolen girl going to?” “what time is the other bolen girl getting here” “don’t tell the other bolen girl who i like” the other preson, the other person going some where, can be used as […]