The Jacques Cousteau
the action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his t-st-cl-s over her eyes, bends his p-n-s down and places it into her mouth. making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.
dude last night april and i went back to my place and i totally gave her the jacques cousteau.
while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female’s abdomen, keeping her’s and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her v-g-n-l or -n-l orifice) from submerging in the water. the male’s other hand is used to hold the female’s head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.
the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.
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