The jamaican raffle
the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall
johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on
-hey honey come here-
jim bob- f-ck i lost
johnny- pay up f-ckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle
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