The Jasmine Effect
a condition that occurs when a guy falls in love with a girl and the girl breaks his heart. the guy is left longing for her forever because he just can’t get over her no matter what girl comes into his life.
bro #1: she broke your heart?
bro #2: yeah, i’m still hung up over her and it’s been 2 years.
bro #1: oh man, you got the jasmine effect!
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