the jelly donut
busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
i gave that b-tch the jelly donut.
when you are performing -n-l s-x on your girlfriend, pull out as you are about to -j-c-l-t-, you spread her -ss cheeks apart and -j-c-l-t- around the opening, when you’re done you squish her b-ttocks together, thus causing the -j-c-l-t- to squish out the top and bottom of the crack, as a jelly donut.
last night i gave my lady “the jelly donut” just to watch the j-zz squeeze out.
(noun): when a guy takes a jelly donut and f-cks a girl then c-ms in the donut and gives it to the girl to eat….
reccomended for fat girls
“dude, i totally gave that girl the jelly donut last night!”
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