THE JENNINATOR
when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his b-tt then his owner puts peanut b-tter on his b-lls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an -rg-sm and catches the j-zz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the f-cking j-zz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old
omg mom! you’re such a b-tch. tonight when you’re sleeping i’m giving you a jenninator!
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