The Jerk Trap
rarely known as tjt, “the jerk trap” is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet p-rnography. the cycle starts when one is ready to “finish”, but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
the video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video i was watching, so i waited to view the new video. next thing you know i did exactly that over and over, i’ve got eighty tabs open, it’s an hour an a half later and my b-lls are blue. the jerk trap gets me every f-cking time.
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