the jets
a term that originated in san francisco, bay area meaning the projects. projects=”projets”=the jets. or any spot with high crime and drug sales.
“blacks and latinos were placed together everywhere/ the barrio the jets, the jobs, the jails, its a long tale/”
-gangsta flea “latin ghetto” from 17 wit a thizz
a superior being known as “the jet”. at any given time, if the impossible is needed to be accomplished the jet must be unleashed. to unleash the jet it is simple, just yell “jet” at the top of your lounges.
craig fitzgibbons: oi jet can you help me lift this large and abnormally sized pumkin into my trailer?
the jet: yeh no problem fitzy. -tries lifting the 500kg pumpkin and fails-
craig fitzgibbons: strewth, we have a heavy pumpkin here. think we might have to get darrel over to lend a helping hand.
the jet: no! we still have one option left. i think you know what to do!
craig fitzgibbons: jettttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!
-before craig could even scratch his right nut, the pumkin was in the trailer-
the jet: so… drop the pumpkin soap off tomorrow mate
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