the time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got rkoed by john cena
home boy: omg, in in love with this girl i found on eharmony!
me: mhm, when did you talk to her
home boy: yesterday
me: you just got hit with the john cena affect
just beautiful like wow, she amazing and awesome, she loyal and trustworthy and a awesome girlfriend as well as a best friend she is caring and somethings is scared of the weather and probably uses a iphone and likes someone that has a first name that starts with j omg i want a kiereston
a dumb f-ck “yeah, he failed the test. he’s such a f-cking slumdunker.”
- b*tches sweat me
term used by males who often go after underage females due to lack of game; usually uses dry humor to distract them from his unnaturally small p-n-s, otherwise known as “microp-n-s” b-tches sweat me when i -j-c-l-t- in under 10 seconds.
the word a complete douchebag, probably named bruno, will use in place of electrician. “i’ve always wanted to be a sparktrician, but i couldn’t get through the schooling for it.”
you’re fun to be around. you’re smart. you’re funny. you’re ( very) cute. you’re different. you’re crazy. you’re perfect wow that girl is perfect..yeah she’s a eijalan