the john cena
when you f-ck your b-tch into the poohole, you aks her :”who’s the champ ?” then she’ll probably answer: “you are !”
then you just turn her around slap her with your c-ck in the face and scream: “no! its john cena!” start humming the melody and smack her to the ground with your d-ck.
yo ma bich who’s the boss ?
you !
-smack with c-ck-
no john cena is !!!!
-start humming the john cena melody-
-smack with c-ck to the ground-
now you’ve succesfully performed the john cena move.
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when youre getting a bl-w j-b, you blow your load in the b-tches eyes and yell “you can’t see me!”
josh cube: yo bro, i gave that b-tch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four
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