The John
the john is another informal name for ‘the toilet’.
sarah ran straight to the john after their long trip.
nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of silverchair, daniel ‘johnsy’ johns.
i was watching mtv and it had the johns on it. he was silly.
something that is overly exaggerated.
root-the jimmy johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from florida state university freshman dorms. thanks max, ryan, chip-you guys suck the johns
‘man, he was drunk the motherf-ck johns last night’
‘im stoned the jonhs, i can’t even see im so ch-nked the johns.’
currently only consisting of 2 “main” johnologists with 3 in training, the johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. at time they find “skruges” (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.
the johns are at it again!
the act of never getting laid
i got the john last night….f-ck
shainas one and only love bird! john the man.
shaina:”i love you john you s-xy beast you!”
john: “i love you more you s-x m-ffin you!”
shaina:”no i love you more you wild man!”
alright thats enough of that. i’m sure you get the point.
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