The Johnson


the johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. when this happens, he proceeds to m-st-rb-t- on his girl, in anger. there’s three different known types of the johnson.

1. the johnson- male m-st-rb-t-s on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. the clean johnson- male m-st-rb-t-s on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. the dirty johnson- male is so p-ssed off because he is rejected that he m-st-rb-t-s on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
erin got the johnson on her birthday, she dosen’t need a receipt for that!
the johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, and is rejected. when this happens, he proceeds to m-st-rb-t- on his girl. their is three different types of the johnson.
1. the johnson- male m-st-rb-t-s on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. the clean johnson- male m-st-rb-t-s on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. the dirty johnson- male is so p-ssed off because he is rejected that he m-st-rb-t-s on the female and leaves it there, for a surprise when she wakes up.
erin got the johnson on her birthday, she don’t need a receipt for that!
the johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. when this happens, he proceeds to m-st-rb-t- on his girl, in anger. there’s three different known types of the johnson.

1. the johnson- male m-st-rb-t-s on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. the clean johnson- male m-st-rb-t-s on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. the dirty johnson- male is so p-ssed off because he is rejected that he m-st-rb-t-s on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
erin got the johnson on her birthday, she dosen’t need a receipt for that!
erin got the johnson for her birthday, she dosen’t need a receipt for that.

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