The Jolly-rancher story
once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn’t get a jolly-rancher out of her p-ssy with his tongue so he tried it. when he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn’t the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. the end.
guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?
guy 2:no.
guy 1:good, you don’t want to!
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