The Joseph Rule
if you didn’t c-m, it didn’t count. therefore partic-p-ting in s-xual activity when in a relationship without c-mming is not cheating.
john: “man, she sucked me up last night”
tim: “so you cheated on your girlfriend?”
john: “naw, the joseph rule was in effect.”
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