the juggernaut


to be f-cking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. not only are you the sh-t, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when s-x is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize…) you have no need for a condom. weakness= psychic sh-t. good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.
“i’m the juggernaut b-tch! don’t you know who i am!? you must not know who i am!”

“ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize… it has been like forever since i’ve had s-x. what!? condom!? b-tch ain’t you seen how tight my suit is? i’m the juggernaut b-tch!

“get outa my head charles, i’m the f-ckin’ juggernaut, i feel like i’m trippin’ on acid man…” -smack- ‘gotcha b-tch, i told you i’ma getchou wit’ my pimp cane one way or another!’
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where you have a 9 inch or bigger d-ck and you go up to some one and slap them so hard that it knocks them out.
some guy got in a argument with some girl, he got up whipped is d-ck out and yelled “i’m the juggernaut b-tch!!!” then he slapped her with it and knocked her the f-ck out!
when you’re getting head and you’re about to climax, punch and knock out your partner.
kate: oh my! what happened to your face!?
jane: jeremy gave me the juggernaut..
kate: what an -sshole!
the most bad -ss drink on the world. it was created by “stave” and consists of red bull, sobe adrenalin, sobe superman, rockstar, vodka and everclear. it’s name comes front it’s browninsh color which happens to be the exact same color as “the juggernaut.” only a true monime would drink this sh-t. it’s only for the baddest mother f-cker on the world.
“i’m bad, i’m the baddest mother f-cker on the world” -the juggernaut
“oh my g-d! the juggernaut just killed nick! you b-st-rd!”
-nate cooper

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