The Kahn


the kahn is of a rare and interesting species, that of the speedo wearing variety. the kahn is the only creature found, so far, with a missing rib. he also has the misfortune of suffering through various odd accidents.

the kahn is capable of emitting hissing sounds when angry. he jumps when poked. he drinks pee like drinks and is often found carrying food in his pouch.

when, and if, the kahn is amused he smiles. if not, he replies with its animal call “oi”.
the kahn is not amused…

what is that? what is hand?

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