The Kankakee Goosechase


basically, it’s a game of “duck, duck, goose” – but with c-cks. (to wit: one fellow going ’round the circle, tapping heads and saying “duck, duck, etc…until a ‘goose’ is chosen). after the “goose” is chosen, that fellow chases the protaginist around the circle. if he is caught before he has a chance to sit in the newly vacated spot, he then performs oral s-x on the “goose”, much to the delight of the other players. if he is not caught, the game progresses until somebody gets a bl-w j-b. that’s…pretty much the point.
“golly gee, that was the kankakee goosechase at the bathhouse last weekend? it took me forever to realize that i needed to slow down to get to blow someone!”

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