The Kaz Stache


a large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name kevin. widely known as the stache or the kevin. or the kaz. usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
” hey man, what’s up”

” not much man just chillin’ wishin’ i had the kaz stache”

” me too man! i think about it all the time! i can’t stop thinking about it, i just wish i could grow a kevin”

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