the kearney


a hold em poker hand: 2,4 offsuit. it is largely considered to be the most dangerous hand in poker for its ability to mislead opponents and lay sick beats on rockets. named after michael kearney of springfield, missouri the hand has spread across the nation. not to be confirmed with 2,4 suited, which is not and never will be “the kearney.”
i’ve got the 2 of diamonds and the 2 of spades, the kearney, b-tches.

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