The Kenneth
when a guy and girl are in a spooning position, but reversed (guy being in front.). while reaching behind him to finger the girl. better under a blanket, as to not raise suspicion.
-mother walks in-
mom: hey, can you help me with something?
girl: sure, be right there.
-mom leaves-
boy: dude! that was so close!
girl: i know right! luckily we used the kenneth!!!
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