The Keyboard Mash
the greatest possible expression of frustration short of b-st–l snarling.
also the only word in the english language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.
the keyboard mash in use:
“why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!”
“389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90”
“asdf;lkad;glaf!”
“&hy&%^78hn”
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