the kicker
ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or catch-22. unexpected result.
usually follows a positive statement. used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.
probably stems from the phrase “you’ll be kicking yourself for this one”
sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here’s the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.
to flail one’s distal appendages in a spastic display of frustration and helplessness. often follows the consumption of (relatively) large quant-ties of liquor or malt beverages
watch her do “the kicker.” i hope she doesn’t knock over my aquarium.
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