The Klosway


destroying a girl when she shows interest
after a long romantic night the girl was brought to tears when she got the klosway
negging a woman by saying she is average.

the first time this style of neg was applied was during a famous pick-up in boston at a party crash along the mystic river.

during a pick-up “the klosway” has proven itself an essential part of the game.
“darlin i like you but you’re just an average girl (the klosway).”

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